Should we start writing headphone reviews this way?
Headphone reviews should be simple. They should just talk about sound quality, comfort, build quality, battery life, and overall performance. Instead, these 30 reviewers shared tales of broken marriages, missed emergencies, criminal confessions, and questionable life choices.
Buckle up for some of the most entertaining feedback about headphones and audio gear ever!
- 1. Headphones That Cancel More Than Noise and Responsibilities
- 2. Ignorance Really Is Bliss
- 3. That’s the Warmest eBay Transaction Ever
- 4. Dark Story, Stellar Endorsement
- 5. The Best Part is the Bubble Wrap
- 6. Surgeon-Approved Sound Quality? I’m Sold
- 7. Noise-Canceling Is a Blessing and a Curse
- 8. These Headphones Cancel Noise and Awareness
- 9. These Headphones Solve More Than Just Sound Issues
- 10. Who Knew Sweat Could Beat Tech?
- 11. Bold Design Choices, I Guess?
- 12. Amazon Really Gets My Unique Needs
- 13. Cables So Long, They Double as Jump Ropes
- 14. When Headphones Carry More Feelings Than Bass
- 15. Guess They’re Permanently Noise-Canceling Now
- 16. The Carnivore Version Sounds Like a Terrible Idea
- 17. Kyle, We Get It
- 18. Best Anti-Colleague Device
- 19. Demons Don’t Stand a Chance Against This Soundstage
- 20. “Why Not Dr. Dre?” Is Now My Motto
- 21. Baby Cries or Elderly Screams, You’re Covered
- 22. Husbands Yelling? Canceled
- 23. Spoiler: Probably Not Military-Grade
- 24. MY SOLDIERS RAAAAGEEEEE!
- 25. The True Hero of Your Audio Setup
- 26. Sounds Like the EMTs Did More Heavy Lifting
- 27. Loud and Clear, Unfortunately
- 28. Sounds Like the Headphones Hate Cardio
- 29. Beats vs Sennheiser
- 30. Things Naturally Wear and Tear Over Time? No Way!
- 1. Headphones That Cancel More Than Noise and Responsibilities
- 2. Ignorance Really Is Bliss
- 3. That’s the Warmest eBay Transaction Ever
- 4. Dark Story, Stellar Endorsement
- 5. The Best Part is the Bubble Wrap
- 6. Surgeon-Approved Sound Quality? I’m Sold
- 7. Noise-Canceling Is a Blessing and a Curse
- 8. These Headphones Cancel Noise and Awareness
- 9. These Headphones Solve More Than Just Sound Issues
- 10. Who Knew Sweat Could Beat Tech?
- 11. Bold Design Choices, I Guess?
- 12. Amazon Really Gets My Unique Needs
- 13. Cables So Long, They Double as Jump Ropes
- 14. When Headphones Carry More Feelings Than Bass
- 15. Guess They’re Permanently Noise-Canceling Now
- 16. The Carnivore Version Sounds Like a Terrible Idea
- 17. Kyle, We Get It
- 18. Best Anti-Colleague Device
- 19. Demons Don’t Stand a Chance Against This Soundstage
- 20. “Why Not Dr. Dre?” Is Now My Motto
- 21. Baby Cries or Elderly Screams, You’re Covered
- 22. Husbands Yelling? Canceled
- 23. Spoiler: Probably Not Military-Grade
- 24. MY SOLDIERS RAAAAGEEEEE!
- 25. The True Hero of Your Audio Setup
- 26. Sounds Like the EMTs Did More Heavy Lifting
- 27. Loud and Clear, Unfortunately
- 28. Sounds Like the Headphones Hate Cardio
- 29. Beats vs Sennheiser
- 30. Things Naturally Wear and Tear Over Time? No Way!
1. Headphones That Cancel More Than Noise and Responsibilities
These headphones are so comfortable they’ll cost you your marriage, your job, and maybe even your freedom. But hey, at least your ears are happy.
2. Ignorance Really Is Bliss
These headphones don’t just cancel noise, they cancel drama. Five stars for peace in the middle of mayhem.
3. That’s the Warmest eBay Transaction Ever
Forget headphones, this seller just sold you a lifelong friendship. Truly the most heartfelt transaction ever.
4. Dark Story, Stellar Endorsement
When your headphones are so good, you miss a crime scene. 10/10 for sound, not awareness.
5. The Best Part is the Bubble Wrap
Sold a kidney, gained headphones, and apparently direct advice from God. These reviews are as over-the-top as the price tag.
6. Surgeon-Approved Sound Quality? I’m Sold
Bose QuietComfort: because nothing should interrupt your tunes, not even an angry patient in a back alley.
7. Noise-Canceling Is a Blessing and a Curse
Sometimes the best feature of noise-canceling headphones isn’t the sound quality. It’s not hearing your spouse’s to-do list.
8. These Headphones Cancel Noise and Awareness
These headphones let you enjoy Destiny while completely ignoring reality. Impressive, but maybe a little too effective.
9. These Headphones Solve More Than Just Sound Issues
Noise-canceling that makes even the loudest complaints sound like soothing melodies.
10. Who Knew Sweat Could Beat Tech?
When your earphones are great in every way except the one thing you bought them for. Poor James, just trying to sweat in peace!
11. Bold Design Choices, I Guess?
Imagine just trying to enjoy your music, but your earbuds steal the spotlight, for all the wrong reasons.
12. Amazon Really Gets My Unique Needs
Who knew earbuds and a raccoon cage were the ultimate power duo? Amazon’s recommendations never fail to surprise.
13. Cables So Long, They Double as Jump Ropes
This cord is so long, it’s practically a part of the gym equipment.
14. When Headphones Carry More Feelings Than Bass
When the product review turns into a heartfelt message. The feels are louder than the bass.
15. Guess They’re Permanently Noise-Canceling Now
Not sure if this is a review for headphones or a blender, but one of them clearly did its job.
16. The Carnivore Version Sounds Like a Terrible Idea
Mike Tyson loving the carnivore edition? That’s the plot twist nobody saw coming. Stick to the vegetarian model, folks.
17. Kyle, We Get It
We get it, Kyle, you love the headphones. At this point, they should make you the brand ambassador.
18. Best Anti-Colleague Device
Matt didn’t just buy headphones; he bought his sanity back. Stay strong, Matt!
19. Demons Don’t Stand a Chance Against This Soundstage
When a headset isn’t just for gaming, it’s a full-on exorcism tool. These headphones are doing God’s work!”
20. “Why Not Dr. Dre?” Is Now My Motto
Not sure if these pads work for Dre, but they definitely work for unsolicited music opinions.
21. Baby Cries or Elderly Screams, You’re Covered
When your headphone review turns into a confession, and suddenly the baby crying doesn’t seem like the biggest problem
22. Husbands Yelling? Canceled
Flooded kitchen? What flooded kitchen? These headphones are more effective than marriage counseling.
23. Spoiler: Probably Not Military-Grade
When a simple product question turns into a live experiment. Hope they make it back to leave a follow-up review
24. MY SOLDIERS RAAAAGEEEEE!
When your headphone review turns into an epic anime monologue. Who knew Koss Porta Pro had lore?
25. The True Hero of Your Audio Setup
This review turns an adapter into a family heirloom. Imagine telling your grandkids, ‘This is the piece that changed everything.’
26. Sounds Like the EMTs Did More Heavy Lifting
When your headphones cancel more than noise—they cancel responsibility too. 10/10 sound, 0/10 timing.
27. Loud and Clear, Unfortunately
When you want audio clarity, but not that much clarity. At least you’ll never miss a single insult in the PUBG lobby.
28. Sounds Like the Headphones Hate Cardio
Sounds like these headphones skipped the gym. Might be time to find a new jogging partner!
29. Beats vs Sennheiser
Recommending Beats over Sennheiser is like suggesting fast food over a Michelin-star restaurant. The internet won’t recover from this one.
30. Things Naturally Wear and Tear Over Time? No Way!
Sure, 10 years is a long run, but who knew headphones could go full ‘molting season‘ on us? It’s like they’re shedding their skin to become a whole new species, except the mess is on us, literally.