30 Moments That Will Make Audiophiles Cringe

Things that make you say 'nope'
Things that make you say ‘nope’

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‘Genius ideas’ you should avoid.

Every hobby has its moments of brilliance and its moments of pure facepalm. And, audiophiles prove this rule with their creative approaches to achieving the perfect sound.

These 30 stories capture the most entertaining mishaps and questionable decisions that will make you laugh and wince simultaneously.

1. Specs Over Ears, the Audiophile Way

ASRers approve this message. (From: Reddit)
ASRers approve this message. (From: Reddit)

Only audiophiles could recommend something without even hearing it. Bonus points for writing it during a lightning storm. This ‘reviewer’ is truly committed to the bit.

2. The Loophole They Didn’t See Coming

You may be cool, but you'll never be this cool. (From: Reddit)
You may be cool, but you’ll never be this cool. (From: Reddit)

When the rules are too specific, there’s always that one genius who finds a way around them. This is the kind of loophole you can only admire.

3. Plugging in Never Sounded So Expensive

Audiophile will buy anything. (From: Reddit)
Audiophile will buy anything. (From: Reddit)

Because nothing says ‘audiophile’ like paying $6,495 for a wall outlet. Imagine explaining to your guests that your sound system runs on ‘premium electricity.’

If you’re interested to know more about this, we wrote an article on why this wall outlet is a huge snake oil.

4. The Soundstage Probably Extends Into Another Dimension

Apple Dongle amplified Godlike Power levels. (From: Reddit)
Apple Dongle amplified Godlike Power levels. (From: Reddit)

The dedication here is unmatched. At this point, the music isn’t playing for him; it’s playing through him.

5. Gaming Dads, the Real Multitasking Legends

Gamers TM rise up to defend their comrade. (From: Reddit)
Gamers TM rise up to defend their comrade. (From: Reddit)

This guy really turned the hospital room into a gaming den. Playing Escape from Tarkov while your wife’s in labor is a bold move.

If the baby grows up saying “gg ez,” we know why.

6. The Silence Is Truly Deafening

A friend sold an old stereo he had laying around. (From: Reddit)
A friend sold an old stereo he had laying around. (From: Reddit)

This is what happens when someone thinks “as long as the wires are plugged in, it should work.” Looks like they’re ready to jam… with silence. Maybe next time, they’ll try reading the manual.

7. Did They Think the Peanuts Enhanced the Bass?

Speaker they bought on Craiglist. (From: Reddit)
Speaker they bought on Craiglist. (From: Reddit)

This is one way to “fill out” the bass, but it’s definitely not what the manual had in mind. Craigslist strikes again with another unexpected “custom upgrade.”

8. This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Setups

My friend sent me this. (From: Reddit)
My friend sent me this. (From: Reddit)

Why bother with cable ties when duct tape can do all the wrong things just as easily?

9. It’s a Miracle Anything Powers on in Here

Some good old pasta. (From: Reddit)
Some good old pasta. (From: Reddit)

Honestly, the fact that this powers on at all is a miracle.

10. Grandpa Reinventing the Smartphone One Screw at a Time

My grandpa though his headphone jack was a screw hole. (From: Reddit)
My grandpa though his headphone jack was a screw hole. (From: Reddit)

Grandpa took ‘screwing up your phone’ to a whole new level.

11. That ‘B’ Stands for Butchered

A pair of perfectly good Sennheiser headphone. (From: Reddit)
A pair of perfectly good Sennheiser headphone. (From: Reddit)

They said, “If I can’t afford Beats, I’ll make Beats.” We just didn’t know it would involve a marker and some scrap wood.

12. Guess the Air Really Had Some ‘Moist Beats

Placed a headset. (From: Reddit)
Placed a headset. (From: Reddit)

Thought your headphones were safe in the drawer? Think again. Looks like they’ve been busy starring in their own episode of Mold Hunters.

13. Turn It Down? Never Heard of It

Who ordered the 1000dB headphone amp? (From: Reddit)
Who ordered the 1000dB headphone amp? (From: Reddit)

When you want to hear every detail of the music… and every neighbor’s complaint for a five-mile radius. Who needs ears anyway?

14. Who Knew Headphones Had Such a Tight Grip?

So I tried to unplug my headphones. (From: Reddit)
So I tried to unplug my headphones. (From: Reddit)

I pulled the headphones, and the headphones pulled the entire desk. Safe to say, the desk won this one.

15. Guess They Couldn’t Handle the Heat

I was charging my bluetooth headphones and they decided to melt. (From: Reddit)
I was charging my bluetooth headphones and they decided to melt. (From: Reddit)

All I wanted was a full charge, not a meltdown. Guess these headphones decided to go out in a blaze of glory.

16. When Your Fix Sounds Worse Than the Problem

Someone attempted to fix these headphones with super glue. (From: Reddit)
Someone attempted to fix these headphones with super glue. (From: Reddit)

The glue held, but the headphones didn’t survive. Maybe leave the headphones alone next time.

17. Nailed it… Just Not in the Way They Wanted

Student Chromebook has a nail sticking out of the headphone jack. (From: Reddit)
Student Chromebook has a nail sticking out of the headphone jack. (From: Reddit)

Not sure what they were trying to achieve, but they definitely nailed it… literally.

18. When the Music Is Far, but Your Soul Needs It

This hurts to see. (From: Reddit)
This hurts to see. (From: Reddit)

When your phone is charging but your heart still wants music. This setup screams dedication.

19. Twist, Tape, and Hope for the Best

My wire broke from stress. (From: Reddit)
My wire broke from stress. (From: Reddit)

You can almost hear the “It’s alive!” moment when this started working. Let’s just hope it doesn’t start sparking next.

20. AirPods Case: Now Doubling as a DAC

Listening to my AirPods Pro 2. (From: Reddit)
Listening to my AirPods Pro 2. (From: Reddit)

Why stop at Bluetooth when you can turn your AirPods case into a dongle-powered DAC? Audiophile creativity knows no bounds.

21. Is that…water?

New OtoSet Drop. (From: Reddit)
New OtoSet Drop. (From: Reddit)

These headphones are making waves, but not for their sound.

22. Chocolate Smooth Mids and Peanut Butter Lows

New BT Headphones Sound Insane! (From: Reddit)
New BT Headphones Sound Insane! (From: Reddit)

Who needs regular headphones when you can jam out with chocolatey smooth mids and bass that’s nuts? Reese’s knows how to bring the flavor.

23. Turns Out Treble Extension Is All About Airflow

Who's gonna win? (From: Reddit)
Who’s gonna win? (From: Reddit)

Why spend $1,000 on an amp when two tiny holes can do the same job? Audiophile hacks at their finest.

24. Finally, a Grail Fit for Downton Abbey

Finally got my grail. (From: Reddit)
Finally got my grail. (From: Reddit)

Every note feels like it’s served with a side of tea and biscuits. A true grail for the refined listener.

25. Built Tough Enough to Survive the Cold War

Found my endgame. (From: Reddit)
Found my endgame. (From: Reddit)

If it survived the Cold War, it can definitely handle your playlists. Just don’t expect noise canceling.

26. Brookstone Really Said, ‘Why Not Both?’

Yes these exist. (From: Reddit)
Yes these exist. (From: Reddit)

Headphones with built-in aromatherapy? Perfect for when lo-fi beats need a hint of lavender.

27. No Headband? No Problem—Kinda

When you headphone headband still hasn't arrived. (From: Reddit)
When you headphone headband still hasn’t arrived. (From: Reddit)

Who needs a proper headband when you can just raid the junk drawer? It’s barely holding on, but so are we.

28. Proof That Audiophiles Will Try Anything for Sound Quality

If it's stupid but it works. (From: Reddit)
If it’s stupid but it works. (From: Reddit)

When life gives you trampoline floors, you create a floating turntable setup. The sound must go on.

29. Tangle-Free Sound, Tangle-Filled Workouts

Found out the tru purpose of Sennheiser's 10' cables. (From: Reddit)
Found out the tru purpose of Sennheiser’s 10′ cables. (From: Reddit)

The perfect blend of cardio and sound quality. Just watch out for those cable whiplashes.

30. New Look Unlocked: Audiophile Confetti

Fine, I'll replace the MDR-7506 pads now. (From: Reddit)
Fine, I’ll replace the MDR-7506 pads now. (From: Reddit)

When your headphones start shedding more than your pet, it’s probably time for new pads. Goodbye, old friends.

If you’re like this, check out our guide on how to replace your headphone pads.

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