The ‘World’s Ugliest Headphones’ Can Also Be Your ‘Worst Nightmare’, According to DankPods

DankPods reviews the Jecklin Floats.
DankPods reviews the Jecklin Floats.

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These headphones may be ugly inside and out.

DankPods, one of the leading voices in YouTube’s audio review scene, recently tackled what he calls the “World’s Ugliest Headphones” – the Jecklin Floats. His video goes beyond mere aesthetics, delving into the design, functionality, sound quality, and the surprising discomfort these headphones deliver.

The Quest for the ‘World’s Ugliest Headphones’

The infamous image of someone wearing the Jecklin Floats that has been 'floating' around the internet.
The infamous image of someone wearing the Jecklin Floats that has been ‘floating’ around the internet.

DankPods starts his review with a light-hearted comment:

“Mate, I love uggo things. Hey, better than boring things, huh?”

This sets the tone for a review that’s more than just an ordinary critique. It’s a deep dive into the unique and often overlooked corners of headphone design.

The headphones in question are referred to as the “Jecklin Floats.” These headphones have been circling the internet because of their unique, boxy design.

One of the original news clips about the Jecklin Floats headphones. (From: John Kannenberg/Sound Beyond Music)
One of the original news clips about the Jecklin Floats headphones. (From: John Kannenberg/Sound Beyond Music)

The Floats, which have been around since the 1970s, can easily be described as “the ugliest”, according to DankPods.

“Some people thought that they couldn’t possibly be real; it must be some sort of April Fool’s joke. No, mate, they’re real, and would you believe, not many people bought these.” he says.

However, aside from the design, the Floats also caught DankPods’s interest due to their rare electrostatic technology.

DankPods featured our article on headphone drivers when discussing about the differences between dynamic, planar magnetic, and electrostatic drivers. (From: YouTube/DankPods)
DankPods featured our article on headphone drivers when discussing about the differences between dynamic, planar magnetic, and electrostatic drivers. (From: YouTube/DankPods)
“The Floats were developed as a piece of professional equipment for precision sound analysis and recordings,” he notes.

Unfortunately, his quest to acquire these headphones was filled with both anticipation and shipping mishaps.

Because of issues with the shipping, he got his hands on the electrostatic version of the headphones. But, the headphones that came were broken quite badly with one side falling off from the headband.

The first Jecklin headphones that DankPods received got broken during delivery. (From: YouTube/DankPods)
The first Jecklin headphones that DankPods received got broken during delivery. (From: YouTube/DankPods)

That’s why, he had to settle with another variant, which he guessed were made with dynamic drivers. This is because of the noticeable lack of the ‘Energizer’ required to power the electrostatic variant.

This hiccup, however, did little to dampen his enthusiasm.

“As soon as I saw a component, I’m like, ‘I’m there. I’m just going to grab it. I’m just going to have it.’” he shares.

How the Headphones Became DankPods’ ‘Worst Nightmare’

The unique design didn't help with the comfortability of the headphones. (From: YouTube/DankPods)
The unique design didn’t help with the comfortability of the headphones. (From: YouTube/DankPods)

The actual use of the headphones revealed a stark contrast to their intriguing technical specifications.

For one, DankPods is candid about their lack of comfort. In fact, he described it as the “worst nightmare” for anyone sensitive to having something on their head.

“If you like to do stuff with your hair and you hate the feeling of like stuff on your head, like headphones, earmuffs, any of that, well, this is that times three billion because your whole head sits in here.” he says.
DankPods compares the Jecklin Floats with the HD600s. (From: YouTube/DankPods)
DankPods compares the Jecklin Floats with the HD600s. (From: YouTube/DankPods)

Aside from that, he also compared the headphones to the well-regarded HD600s when it comes to their sound quality. Unfortunately, the Floats’ shortcomings become even more apparent.

Despite their old-school charm, they fall short in delivering the bass and soundstage that modern listeners expect.

“These just feel like a lot of mids. There’s honestly not a lot of sub-bass. Like, they sound fine but very old school. You know, music in the 70s and ’80s didn’t have piles of sub-bass in it.” he shares.
To demonstrate the sound well to the viewers, DankPods placed the headphones in a binaural microphone. (From: YouTube/DankPods)
To demonstrate the sound well to the viewers, DankPods placed the headphones in a binaural microphone. (From: YouTube/DankPods)

Viewers Chime in With Knowledge and Wit

The community response to DankPods’s evaluation was as varied and engaging as the headphones themselves were unusual and unattractive. Viewers shared technical insights, experiences, and humor, reflecting a collective curiosity about the headphones.

A lot of users, as expected, resorted to jokes to share their reactions to the headphones. These are mainly focused on the headphones’ ‘ugly’ design.

People making fun of the headphones' design. (From: YouTube)
People making fun of the headphones’ design. (From: YouTube)

Others, however, mostly reacted to the review side. While most viewers didn’t have personal experiences on the headphones, some of them expressed concern on hearing static during the headphones’ sound test in the video.

This, according to the users, was apparent when watching the video, whether with or without headphones.

Viewer's discussion on hearing static during the sound test. (From: YouTube)
Viewer’s discussion on hearing static during the sound test. (From: YouTube)

On the other hand, there are also some users who have had the chance to test the headphones themselves. These users offered a technical clarification, especially on the differences between the two variants.

Many claimed that the sound quality issue may be because of the variant DankPods got. In these comments, users stood by how the sound quality of the electrostatic variants is far better than dynamic.

People sharing their insights on why DankPods should try repairing the electrostatic variant. (From: YouTube)
People sharing their insights on why DankPods should try repairing the electrostatic variant. (From: YouTube)

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