Effect Audio Releases the Ultimate $4 Million-Dollar Headphone cable… or Did They?

The Effect Audio Hephaestus is a cable only gods can touch. (From: Effect Audio)
The Effect Audio Hephaestus is a cable only gods can touch. (From: Effect Audio)

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A tale of divine craftsmanship that was too good to be true.

Effect Audio announced the launch of Hephaestus, a fully customizable headphone cable inspired by the Greek god of fire. However, the product drop was an April Fools’ joke, cleverly used to shed light on the intricate process behind developing their products.

A Godly Cable at a Heavenly Price

Effect Audio logo
Effect Audio logo

Effect Audio amused audiophiles with news about Hephaestus, a supposed new, fully customizable headphone cable. The company said it would allow buyers to tailor a cable from a selection of “premium materials and Effect Audio specials.”

Hephaestus, named after the Greek god of craftsmanship, was released as part of their “Imagination Series.”

“Channeling the spirit of Hephaestus, for the first time ever in Effect Audio’’s history, we are giving you the opportunity to customize every aspect of the cable… It is time to unleash your imagination and creativity, leave us to make your cable a reality.” says Effect Audio.

The Reveal

It was all a joke! (From: Effect Audio)
It was all a joke! (From: Effect Audio)

People who clicked on their website found that they couldn’t buy the cable.

However, it was revealed that the Hephaestus was, in fact, an April Fools’ joke in the brand’s follow-up post, days after the first announcement.

“Surprise, it was an April Fool’s joke! (We hope the name of the series & the price gave it away!)” says Effect Audio.

They explained that the product was a playful nod to the Greek god known as the divine smith. It was also a way for Effect Audio to compare Hephaestus’ legendary skills and the expertise needed in making their real top cable, the Fusion 1.

This cable has 40 bundles in a special triple layer system (Tri-Strata Layering Mix). It mixes materials like gold-plated silver, pure silver Litz, and a mix of nearly six different copper types.

The company also invited fans to visit CanJam SG that weekend to try some of their real cables, like the Eros S, Fusion 1, and Chiron Nova. And, they encouraged international fans to contact their local dealer to try Effect Audio’s cables in their home country.

Community’s Mixed Reactions

The audiophile community found the prank funny, and some users, like ThanatosVI and OhmsClaw, pretended to place orders. Both ended up with a single customized cable costing over $4 million.

People shared their screenshots of trying to order Hephaestus. (From: Head-Fi)
People shared their screenshots of trying to order Hephaestus. (From: Head-Fi)

Others, like Cecala, shared how easily they could’ve been fooled given the high prices linked to high-end audio equipment.

“I had to remind myself today was April 1st. Considering this is Head-fi and lots of hi-end audio is expensive, something like this is not a total stretch. I am waiting for Flagship phones to be around 10k very soon as the new normal.” he said.

Everyone else just had a good laugh.

Commenters were mostly amused by Effect Audio's prank. (From: Head-Fi.org)
Commenters were mostly amused by Effect Audio’s prank. (From: Head-Fi.org)

Effect Audio’s Hephaestus joke is part of a trend in audio communities where fans create fake products and say they’re from popular brands.

Astell & Kern's fictional AK480 music player. (From: Head-Fi.org)
Astell & Kern’s fictional AK480 music player. (From: Head-Fi.org)

One rumor said Astell & Kern was set to launch an AK480 music player, tagged at an eye-watering $4,899 in 2012. The fictional device had exaggerated specs, emphasizing Astell & Kern’s dedication to creating top-notch audio technology.

Beyerdynamic DT 404 headphones. (From: Bonedo.de)
Beyerdynamic DT 404 headphones. (From: Bonedo.de)

Another funny review featuring the Beyerdynamic DT 404 headphones made rounds in 2018. The imaginary product was called the “Pink Elephant” and had fake black fur on the ear cups and headband.

“The Pink Elephant becomes significantly heavier in the rain and also needs to be blow-dried afterwards. According to the manufacturer, regular combing should not be necessary; this necessity was developed in the course of product development. Their words, not mine,” said Chris Parzel, the author of the review.
Avid's Pro Tools Watch. (From: Avid)
Avid’s Pro Tools Watch. (From: Avid)

Avid joined in on the April Fools’ fun by introducing the Pro Tools Watch, suggesting that customers could edit and mix music directly on their smartwatch.

In 2017, Master & Dynamic also joined in with the announcement of the MH40C1.

These were concrete headphones that weighed 10.6 pounds and listed at $399.

The company’s founder and CEO, Jonathan Levine, joked, “Master & Dynamic has consistently chosen the road less traveled. As of today, that road is paved with concrete.”
The Master & Dynamic concrete headphones, MH40C1. (From: Master & Dynamic)
The Master & Dynamic concrete headphones, MH40C1. (From: Master & Dynamic)

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